Soon.
Newt Gingrich Judges You
You have been weighed, measured, and found wanting.
“Is it… is it some kind of Martian?”
“Here is a picture of me with my good friend Alex Van Jones, who is telling me about the melting point of steel for the fourteenth time for some reason. He’s a good chum.”
“Newt Idea #145,769B: Google Glass For Birds. You will no longer be limited to eyes on the side of your head, my fine feathered friend!”
“Giraffes? Giraffes!”
“I like spending time with people who are also named after animals. It helps me forget they are actually people.”
“SOON.”
“Word of advice from the future, John Boy - when the salon asks you if you want the Oompa-Loompa package, just pass.”
“Broccoli? What am I, a Communist?”
“Ride em cowboy!”
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