Newt Gingrich Judges You

Mar 20

“Still got it.”

“Still got it.”

“Did the Japs tell Taft they were going to send these messy trees over, or did they just show up one day? You know how much those people love surprises.”

“Did the Japs tell Taft they were going to send these messy trees over, or did they just show up one day? You know how much those people love surprises.”

“Newt Idea: Maybe I can campaign exclusively in zoos from here on out?”

“Newt Idea: Maybe I can campaign exclusively in zoos from here on out?”

Mar 18

“Frankly, Mitt’s terrified of these.”

“Frankly, Mitt’s terrified of these.”

Mar 14

“Someday I’ll find you out there, E.T. I miss you so much.”

“Someday I’ll find you out there, E.T. I miss you so much.”

“Rick Santorum? He is a jackanape. A jackanape I say.”

“Rick Santorum? He is a jackanape. A jackanape I say.”

“Yeah, Danny Tanner, we know. You’re just fabulous.”

“Yeah, Danny Tanner, we know. You’re just fabulous.”

Mar 13

“Kiss my grits.”

“Kiss my grits.”

“Zoo trip cancelled. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.”

“Zoo trip cancelled. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.”

Mar 12

“Tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo!”

“Tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo tomorrow I get to go to the zoo!”