Newt Gingrich Judges You

Mar 27

“And that’ll be fifty bucks.”

“And that’ll be fifty bucks.”

“I’d like you all to remember who swore at you first.”

“I’d like you all to remember who swore at you first.”

Mar 26

“If the Mexican space program can send a killer whale back to the moon, so can we.”

“If the Mexican space program can send a killer whale back to the moon, so can we.”

Mar 25

“The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog! Underdog!”

“The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog! Underdog!”

Mar 23

“Haters gonna hate.”

“Haters gonna hate.”

“Even Guy Friday’s Etch a Sketch is a pale pastel.”

“Even Guy Friday’s Etch a Sketch is a pale pastel.”

“Someday we’ll find each other again, Willy. Someday.”

“Someday we’ll find each other again, Willy. Someday.”

“CHOMPY CHOMPY!”

“CHOMPY CHOMPY!”

Mar 22

“Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.”

“Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.”

“Etch a Sketch!”

“Etch a Sketch!”