“You have failed me for the last time, Captain Needa.”
“Greta, Greta, you’re giving me an 11… dial it back to more like a six.”
“Coming back from the dead - but just once you say? Hell, I’ve done that three times in the last ten months.”
“This chapstick tastes like pomegranate. Someday I will find you, Burt, and destroy you and your stupid bees.”
“Big ideas: The t-shirt over the button down shirt. I salute you for your sartorial innovation, sir.”
“ZAP.”
“Always so much gum on the floor backstage. So much freaking gum. Adult janitors, you have failed me for the last time.”
“Did I tell you guys I got a goat?”