Newt Gingrich Judges You

Apr 09

“You have failed me for the last time, Captain Needa.”

“You have failed me for the last time, Captain Needa.”

“Greta, Greta, you’re giving me an 11… dial it back to more like a six.”

“Greta, Greta, you’re giving me an 11… dial it back to more like a six.”

Apr 07

“Coming back from the dead - but just once you say? Hell, I’ve done that three times in the last ten months.”

“Coming back from the dead - but just once you say? Hell, I’ve done that three times in the last ten months.”

Apr 06

Apr 05

“This chapstick tastes like pomegranate. Someday I will find you, Burt, and destroy you and your stupid bees.”

“This chapstick tastes like pomegranate. Someday I will find you, Burt, and destroy you and your stupid bees.”

“Big ideas: The t-shirt over the button down shirt. I salute you for your sartorial innovation, sir.”

“Big ideas: The t-shirt over the button down shirt. I salute you for your sartorial innovation, sir.”

“ZAP.”

“ZAP.”

“Always so much gum on the floor backstage. So much freaking gum. Adult janitors, you have failed me for the last time.”

“Always so much gum on the floor backstage. So much freaking gum. Adult janitors, you have failed me for the last time.”

Apr 03

“Did I tell you guys I got a goat?”

“Did I tell you guys I got a goat?”