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"Here is a picture of me with my good friend Alex Van Jones, who is telling me about the melting point of steel for the fourteenth time for some reason. He’s a good chum."
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"I like spending time with people who are also named after animals. It helps me forget they are actually people."
"Word of advice from the future, John Boy - when the salon asks you if you want the Oompa-Loompa package, just pass."
"Broccoli? What am I, a Communist?"
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"My friend Alex Van Jones couldn’t be with us. Big winner? Newt."
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